An old lady rocking away the last of her days on her front porch was visited by a fairy godmother.
An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," sayed the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF ***
Her rocking chair turned to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF ***
She turned into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome young prince?" she asked.
*** POOF ***
There before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispers in her ear.
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
"Well, now," sayed the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF ***
Her rocking chair turned to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF ***
She turned into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome young prince?" she asked.
*** POOF ***
There before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispers in her ear.
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
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